I would like to send my sincerest condolences to Matt Maddock.
We have had our differences in recent months but I understand that a recent tragedy has befallen him. Poor Maddock has broken his back and finds himself in traction.
Matt Maddock is of the proud sort (“Pride goeth before the fall” – Proverbs 16:18) and considers himself a tough guy so he has not wanted to make this information public, instead posting a bunch of pro-Trump memes meant to distract from the fact that the administration Zionist pedophiles from prosecution. Maddock has suffered in silence, all cooped up and unable to pose at country club functions next to other soulless phonies.
But I have to ask: Did you not think that karma would not come back to bite you after your many sins against the people of Michigan?
You stabbed us all in the back. Not just with the cannabis tax hike where you and your cronies gang raped my industry, but also with the gas tax hike that you and your colleagues swore was not a gas tax hike.
You and your fellow Trump-loving Republican kiddie diddlers trotted out your manipulated numbers cooked up by Mr. Greenblatt and Mr. Goldstein, claiming that your gas tax hike was not a gas tax hike because it was “revenue neutral” or some such bullshit. It was a lie, just like when you lied when you claimed to me and your constituents that you would not vote to raise taxes.
And despite your assurances to the contrary, gas prices have gone up. Food has gone up. Clothing has gone up. Rents have gone up. Health care prices have gone up. The baby oil that Diddy gave Matt Hall to use on you went up. Trump’s “Golden Age” nonsense is an insult. It’s only a Golden Age for the Epstein Class as their phony baloney Wall Street stock market ponzi scheme goes through the roof on the backs of the working class, and they are let off scot free for their crimes.
While we are asking questions, I have some more questions that I would like to ask of you, Representative. With the Jeffrey Epstein pedophilic zionist satanic cabal being hidden from the public by the false idol Trump who you worship and threw away your constitutional principles to serve, the People are wondering: Is there something that is being hidden from the public by the nature of your back injury?
How exactly did Matt Maddock break his back? Did Speaker Matt Hall go too deep? We know you two have become very close in recent years after you “greased” Hall over, very sloppily so I am told, to get the pointless and ceremonial Appropriations Vice Chair position that bought your silence and compliance with the political establishment you got elected to fight against.
Did Matt Hall not apply enough astroglide during penetration? Was he not gentle enough? After all, Speaker Hall is a very rotund, bulbous individual – face bulging with broken blood vessels and skin stretched to the max from years of lobbyist-funded meals and subsequent alcoholism. A man like that could do some real damage during intercourse, breaking mattresses as well as backs. Some of Hall’s exes have attested to as much. Did he come off the turnbuckle?
No doubt Maddock will be wheeled into the House to vote on the next tax hike, the next regulatory abomination and commit the next betrayal when Matt Hall orders him to. Maddock will not let something like a wrecked back get in the way of being a party hack, a stooge, a slave to the system he once fought valiantly, an example of everything not to become when one gets involved into the political arena.
Matt Maddock – I sincerely hope you make a full recovery and are upright in no time. I want you to be sturdy and 100%, not hunched over or loopy on any pain meds, when you see my fleet of mobile billboards circling around the Capitol. I have received some videos of you in compromising positions with Matt Hall that I look forward to unveiling to the public in the very near future.
We are going to make a cruel example out of you so that when lawmakers go to make their votes, they are twitching in fear worried not to make the wrong vote because they might be the next to get Maddock’d. And when you feel that pain, it will make whatever you are feeling from your blown-out back pale in comparison to the mental and emotional anguish as you and your posterity wear the scarlet letter for your Benedict Arnold routine forevermore.
I’ll be seeing you, old friend.
Your #1 Fan,
Big George